For Losers Like I've Been
Ashley.
AJ.
Ashes.
Whatever.
26, perpetual student, professional slacker.
Curiously a perfectionist.
For more information, inquire within.
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Posts I Like
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“Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love.”— David Levithan, Every Day
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
OH GOD JESA WE MUST
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”—
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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my therapist: so where is all this anxiety coming from?
me: do you know what candy crush is
