26, perpetual student, professional slacker.
Curiously a perfectionist.
For more information, inquire within.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
my therapist: so where is all this anxiety coming from?
me: do you know what candy crush is
relevant
hey Rick Perry
hey every single person who says their freedom of religion is at stake because a store ad said “happy holidays”
(via jumanjiwasunderrated)
Yes.