26, perpetual student, professional slacker.
Curiously a perfectionist.
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
OH GOD JESA WE MUST
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
my therapist: so where is all this anxiety coming from?
me: do you know what candy crush is
(via basorexia-bitch)
oh I already know.
Why the fuck is she carrying balloons on fire though?