26, perpetual student, professional slacker.
Curiously a perfectionist.
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
my therapist: so where is all this anxiety coming from?
me: do you know what candy crush is
(via friendlyatheist)
“For me, the most ironic taken of that moment in history is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo...
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